Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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