You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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