I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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