im having a threesome with these popsicles
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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