you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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