it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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