Just cropdusted the office
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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