i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
