you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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