week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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