I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
This is the high leading the old right now
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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