I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Randomize
