When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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