I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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