5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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