She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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