you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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