I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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