This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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