DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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