No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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