is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
