ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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