Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
this will be a night to untag.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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