there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
not ubering you a puppy
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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