So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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