you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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