The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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