So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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