Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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