Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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