I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
