Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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