Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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