i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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