we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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