What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
DRUNK COOKIES
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