This girl is more easily done than said...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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