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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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