Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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