the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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