He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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