I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
