Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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