some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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