3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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