Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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