why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you had me at cake vodka
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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