Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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