Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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